beyfun:

cyberdepressed:

HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS

(Source: madfawn, via the-sexy-harries-twins)

Put a number  in my ask and I’ll tell you my favourite

1. Movie
2. TV Show
3. Song
4. Animal
5. Color
6. Word
7. OTP
8. Candy
9. Thing to Do 
10. Quote
11. Magazine
12. Holiday
13. Accent 
14. Number 
15. Clothing Store
16. Season 
17. Book
18. Actress 
19. Actor
20. Food 
21. Drink
22. Letter
23. Cereal
24. Fruit 
25. Band 
26. Sound
27. Smell
28. Country
29. Person from history
30. Artist

(Source: xharries, via jacksgaq)

waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper

(Source: pokec0re, via jacksgaq)

nahshaw:

My mom was on the phone with her best friend and she was like “no she’s a virgin trust me” and then she was like “Emily talk on the phone with Jess!!” And I was like wtf but said hi anyway and then she took the phone back and she was like “you see? You can hear it in her voice” oh my fucking god mom I swear to fucking god

(via onedirectioncutefacts)

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

(via xoxorachelxoxo)

slow-roasted-idiocy:

awesometriathlon:

catgh0st:

Let’s see who’s over 18

I’m 15. It was one of my favorite Disney movies growing up.

(Source: andthis-is-whoiam, via cloudlessdreamer)